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so im on msn atm, and this is the story which is my only form of entertainment.

right.
so there I was.
sitting.
outside.
in the grass.
right?
right.
k.
so there I was in the grass.
what?
right.
sitting, right?
right.
k.
so I was sitting, right.
and these grass stains come up
and are like
"hay ur on our turf"
and I'm liiike
"lol turf like grass rite"
and they're like
"....:3"
and I'm like
"that's a good one.  sup?"
and they're like
"nahmuch, npnp, take it easy."
and they go off.
BUT.
then this dog comes up, ok?
ok?
ok.
he comes up
and he's like
"sup."
and I'm like
"fuck off."
and he's like
"...=((( why?"
and I'm like
"sick of talking to grass and animals.  need to scream."
and he's like
"k w/e"
so he leaves.
BUT THEN.
AGAIN.
I decide against screaming.
so i get up
to go after the dog, right?
right?
right.
so I do.
get up that is.
I don't actually go after the dog.
cause I decided I wanted to talk to
like
a bird
instead
BUT NOT THAT ONE BIRD
god s/he pissed me off.
figuratively
so anyway, I'm going along, k?
k?
k.
and I'm goin' and goin'
when I actually come upon this cow
and I'm like
"WHOA I NEVER have cows in my stories.
and the cow is like
"....."
cause it think it's in a JRPG.
LOL!
so anyway, I keep going.
and I don't meent anyone else.
*meet
LOL! :P
so I don
oops
don't meet anyonese else.
*anyone
typos!
kk
so I don't meet anyone else
and I start going back, right?
and I turn around
but then I fall over
because I sound like I'm high anyway in these stories
so I start wiggling back home
you know, like inchinchinch
inchinchinchinchinch
and i'm inching and wiggling and writhing through the mud, right?
and I keep going on
and wiggling, writhing, et chetra.
LOL!
funny story, actually.
so it was raining earlier, right?
and that usually makes mud.
well, in this case, it did.
like earlier that day.
but the mud it made, right, wasn't really watery mud
cause it hadn't rained MUCH
so it was more like... wet dirt
i.e., mud.
QED, I got muddy.
so anyway, I was going along.
and along.
wondering if I'd ever use QED correctly in a sentence, breaking the fourth wall, etc.
and I get back home, k?
and it's lunch time
and I'm pretty hungry.
so I go in, ok?
and there's a fucking cat sleeping on my chair!
totally rocked my world.
they hardly do that more than 4-5 times an afternoon
so anyway, I decide to just have a nice salad
so I open the bag of salad, right?
right?
right.
and inside, GUESS WHAT,
there's the mothereffin' grass stain gang from earlier!
I was all like
"Wtf how do you get grass stains on a salad."
and they were like
"lol, we're talented stains."
and I'm like
"no shit, rite."
and they're like
"c'mon, just take a bite out of this shit, fucker."
and I'm like
"well I'm not exactly hungry now, ty."
and they're like
"...plx?  haven't had human contact in so long. =("
and I'm like
"how the fuck are you expecting to get human contact out of being EATEN MY GOD."
and they're like
"lol, thought you said by god for a sec there."
and I was like
"oh, hehe, thanks."
"that's a good one."
and they were like
"heh, don
**don't mention it."
LOL!
so anyway, after I ate them.
I was still hungry.
so I decided to have a drink.
but nothing is EVER easy.

and so I wondered if anyone was still reading this.

but I kept looking for a drink.
and the walls of text built up, but I still couldn't find it.
and I was figuratively drowning in text, but no water in sight.
LOL!
I mean really.
LOL!
just for emphasis.
teehee.
so anyway, right, there I was.
later now, after I was looking for the drink.
(I never found one)
I was sitting there on the couch, ok?
and then I took a nap.
it went on for a while.
.
.
.
.
k, so then I woke up
and I was good to go again!
it was great.
man.

Leo says (05:02):
I've never actually gotten to the end of a story before. >_>

Ryoko says (05:02):
Don't worry, we're all ignoring you!

Sophie. says (05:02):
oh. has it ended?

Leo says (05:02):
Nonsense.  I'm always the center of attention.
Yeah.
OH
WAIT
I FORGOT A PART

Sophie. says (05:02):
k
backtoignoremode

Leo says (05:02):
k, you remember when I was writhing in the mud?
k?
k?
kk.
so anyway, I was writhing in the mud.
and then I fell in a hole.
it was weird.
k, carry on.

i_am_special_ed@hotmail.com says (05:03):
You are a strange man.
:3

Leo says (05:03):
Why thanks.  I guess.

Comments

( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
gemxpink
Jan. 2nd, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
We've created a new eating disordered community for real support; brains_omnomnom
You're welcome to join and bring others :)
lovetosmile89
Mar. 19th, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahaa i just read this thing all the way through.... it took half my life but i was lol'ing.
missiile
Dec. 11th, 2009 10:03 am (UTC)
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW hahahha.
this boy smokes a little too much of mary jane.


WHAT the FUCK.
hahahhaha i laughed myself to ab town.
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